rose pink's baloney roll-ups

there's a reason why i own a cookbook entitled "white trash cooking ii". not because i enjoy sitting on lawn chairs out front of my double wide with a natural ice in one hand and a marlboro red in another while the babies play with the broken hose. it's solely because when i opened it up, i found this gem of a recipe. happy tasting!

courtesy of: white trash cooking ii
serves: 1

- 1 pkg baloney
- 1 carton orange juice
- plain yellow mustard, optional

while standing in front of the refrigerator take one slice of baloney out of the package. using the back of the package as you work area, tightly roll the baloney slice. eat it and relish the salty taste or dip into the mustard and relish the salty taste! now grab the orange juice carton and take a big swig... yes, straight from the carton. it's better that way. repeat procedure until you can wait until lunch but haven't lost your appetite. this snack is more enjoyable if, when eating, the refridgerator door is left open and you lean against the counter.

minna dean said, "when i found her propped-up in front of the icebox that night, she still had mustard on her lips."